A shout out to my friend Leeny and her new website, 353 Review:

It's your source for the most concise movie reviews in the world. Period. They're all done in Haiku!

Leeny has an aptitude for summarization and a wicked cool sense of humour. I do feel obligated to warn you, though. She has a penchant for zombies.

Check out 353 Reviews, it'll put a smile on your face.