Postcard TLC

Is this not an awesome postcard? Thank you Kimli, may your scooter eat Kawasaki Ninjas alive!

Dale's Spaceland Postcard

How did Kimli come to send me a missive from the future, you ask? This:

Kimli's original tweet

Lead to this: let me love you

I have a significant number of interesting and dazzling things meant to be sent through the mail. Conveniently, people like getting mail – especially when it is fun mail. Why don’t we put the two together and see what happens?

If you would like to receive a saucy postcard, email me your address: kimli at delicious juice dot com; subject line: POSTCARD! – and I will send you a fun card of my choosing with a personalized message. It’s easy and fun and I promise I am not a creepy stalker of any kind (seriously, I can provide references).

Which lead to: See beginning of this post.


Laurie wrote 12 years 8 weeks ago

Not MY Kawasaki Ninja

Not MY Kawasaki Ninja though!

Although if you had told me 10 years ago that I'd be buying a Kawasaki Ninja and not a Honda CBR I'd have called you crazy.

dale wrote 12 years 8 weeks ago



I think you're safe as long as you don't park next to any Vespa's:

For a couple weeks, we lived in harmony with my penis clearly being the largest: the Vespa 250, the Vino 125, and the Vino 50. YEAH! I win! I’m the best and my dick is the biggest of them all!

.. someone upgraded to a Kawasaki Ninja Something or Other.


Obviously, my next move must be epic – and that’s where the Monster Truck comes in.

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